Mac

This isn't even real! I imagined it.

2.6GHz 6‑core 9th‑generation Intel Core i7 processor, Turbo Boost up to 4.5GHz Retina display with True Tone Touch Bar and Touch ID 16GB 2400MHz DDR4 memory Radeon Pro 555X with 4GB of GDDR5 memory 256GB SSD storage Four Thunderbolt 3 ports Backlit Keyboard - US English

You know you want them even though they don't sound THAT great. They're like a status symbol!

This isn't even real! I imagined it.